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MacOS Resource Fork | 1992-02-03 | 30.7 KB | [2CLK/LAND]
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This file was processed as: MacOS Resource Fork (archive/rsrc).

You can browse this item here: TRT.fortunecookie (small).rsrc
Confidence	Program	Detection	Match Type	Support
`100%`	dexvert	MacOS Resource Fork `(archive/rsrc)`	magic	Supported
`10%`	dexvert	Jesper Olsen Module `(music/jesperOlsen)`	magic	Supported
`1%`	dexvert	BeOS Resource Data `(archive/beOSResourceData)`	ext	Unsupported
`1%`	dexvert	AppleSingle `(archive/appleSingle)`	fallback	Supported
`1%`	dexvert	TTComp Archive `(archive/ttcomp)`	fallback	Supported
`100%`	file	AppleDouble encoded Macintosh file	default
`99%`	file	data	default
`66%`	TrID	Mac AppleDouble encoded	default
`33%`	TrID	TTComp archive compressed (bin-2K)	default (weak)
`100%`	siegfried	fmt/503 AppleDouble Resource Fork (2)	default
`100%`	lsar	AppleSingle	default
id metadata
key	value
macFileType	`[2CLK]`
macFileCreator	`[LAND]`
hex view
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|00000cb0| 65 76 61 6c 75 61 74 6f | 72 3f 20 4e 65 76 65 72 |evaluato|r? Never|
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